It takes balls to be a gay man.
And we’re pretty attached to them.
So we like to treat them right. Wine them, dine them, take them out to relax in the hot tub. That sorta thing.
But when they’re cooped up all day, they can get all hot and bothered. And not in the good way, either.
That’s all changed now that we’ve tried our very first pair of Australian-made Comfyballs, though they won’t be called that in the United States thanks to a stupid ruling by the US Patent & Trademark Office that including the word balls is vulgar. Comfyballs held a contest and the new name will be announced on their Facebook page soon.
But no matter what they’re called, this is some of the most comfortable underwear we’ve ever worn.
Their trademarked technology includes PackageFront, which keeps your stuff in place, but lifts them away from your inner thighs and keeps them cool. Each pair is Oeko-Tex certified, which means they’re produced in an environmentally friendly manner without harmful substances. And every boxer trunk includes BSA (Balls Squeeze Avoidance). Pretty sure that’s self-explanatory.
So do your self a favor and check out a pair of Comfyballs, or whatever they’ll come to be known in the States.
Let’s hear it for the boys!
Comfyballs
$49-$54
www.comfyballs.com.au
