Hello again, darlings. Today’s docket includes a neighbor with package amnesia, a man who thinks someone else’s nudes are party favors and a borrowed garment that returned from battle. Dear Sassy, My neighbor accepted a delivery for me while I was out of town. I thanked her, but she kept the box for six days and acted annoyed when I […]
Welcome back, darlings. This week we are dealing with wedding entitlement, houseguest delusion and the particular nerve required to order lobster on a shared check. Hydrate and keep your receipts. Dear Sassy, My college friend is getting married in Mexico. The wedding is three days long, the hotel is expensive and she has asked us to attend a welcome party, […]
Good morning, darlings. We are easing back in with a few people who have confused friendship with open enrollment, communication with performance art and a birthday party with the Jerry Springer stage. Sassy, I invited six friends to dinner for my birthday. One texted that he was bringing a plus-one. Then he arrived with his boyfriend and two friends “who […]
