Well, Let Me Say This About That is an interesting twist on current events, as told by Dallas’ finest and funniest Craig McCartney.
Well, we’re getting to the thick part of it in the election now. Not necessarily the good part, but the thick part. I can tell from the titles of the email blasts I receive, and I suspect that some of you are getting the exact same ones that come to me. One of my personal favorites is “A Few Questions […]
Daddy said it, and he said it often. He said it within context and outside context. But for one reason or the other, he would come out with, “He who expecteth nothing shall not be disappointed.” I loved that saying even when I was too young to understand its meaning. It sounded downright biblical with that -eth suffix on expect […]
Well it’s October 1, and the Store is closed. I say the Store because the 1983 documentary about the flagship Neiman Marcus store in downtown Dallas was titled The Store. Note a store, not that store, but the Store. For generations of Texans, it was a source of pride when so much of the world thought of our state as […]
Well, this column would neither be written nor posted here; I wouldn’t be writing it, and you wouldn’t be reading it if not for the fact that my parents got married on this date 70 years ago. I felt the need to take personal privilege to mention that as Mother and Daddy, sleeping side by side down in Tyler for […]
Something came across my radar a few weeks back that wormed itself into my brain, metaphorically speaking. That sentence is in no way meant to diminish any individual who has experienced a worm of some sort actually having eaten part of his brain. I just keep coming back to this and asking myself a couple of questions. How can this […]
It was strange that my bedside phone would be ringing before 8:00 in the morning. This particular phone was one of those old rotary Celebrity phones that had sat on my night table in my first Dallas apartment through a couple of other places and was here in the house Karl and I had then been living in for 13 […]
We’ve all had a know-it-all or two in our lives at some point. You know the type who can speak endlessly on the most esoteric of subjects with the clear intention of making those listening feel smaller and smaller while the know-it-all appears bigger and bigger. Generally speaking, we don’t like these people. Personally, I prefer those who readily admit […]
These last few days, social media has been full of individual posts about Dolly and how she affected the lives of so many. It turns out that Dolly didn’t just entertain us in a variety of ways over the years, but she had a role to play in the actual lives of people she never met. She presented herself in […]
Have you ever wondered how much of life is taken up with basic routines? Some of them change around the margins over the years for a variety of reasons, and some remain the same. For example, how we put ourselves together with hair, makeup, and clothes may change, but does the process of brushing one’s teeth ever alter even a […]
During the years I was in school there, the governor of Louisiana was one Edwin Edwards, who rivalled any politician of his day in both color and flamboyance. He served four non-consecutive terms in that office, basically two years in the governor’s mansion for every one year he was later in federal prison. Edwards had more than his pretty boy […]
