What if Willy Wonka wanted to wank his ween?
He’d probably turn to Wicked. (And hopefully not an Oompa Loompa.)
The sensual products company recently sent us Pride Month gift celebrating not only the diversity of human sexuality but a huge diversity of personal lubricants. In fact, the box featured so many lube samples, we thought our mom’s warnings against self-pleasure might potentially come true, rendering us completely blind once and for all.
Fortunately, nothing serious has occurred other than a tiny bit of carpal tunnel syndrome in our right arm.
First of all, we’re blown away by the products in their lineup, from super-slippery silicone-based lubricants to specially formulated Crème, a masturbation cream designed specifically for men.
But what really caught our attention are the flavored water-based lubes in the Aqua collection. The next time you go to lick a nut, imagine it with a layer of salted caramel. Candy apple. Mocha java. Pomegranate. Or for a little ironic not-so-vanilla sexual encounter—vanilla bean.
(Let’s just hope they don’t jump on the pumpkin spice latte train.)
The flavors not only taste pretty delicious, they really spice up things in the bedroom (in the sweetest way possible). So next time you’re ready to restock your lube library, think like William Shakespeare or Ray Bradbury:
Something Wicked this way cums.
Wicked Sensual Care Collection
Available at multiple online retailers (and also Amazon Prime!)
wickedsensualcare.com
