When it comes to reading someone for filth, drag queens do exceptionally well.
And at least one straight woman does it better than almost anyone on the planet.
That’s right, Kathy Griffin, everybody’s favorite MAGA-hating sass machine, returns to Dallas in April with her New Face, New Tour.
She takes the stage at the gorgeous Majestic Theatre in downtown Dallas for one night only.
It’s only her second standup tour after taking a six-year hiatus before returning to the stage in 2024.
As you probably remember, she was kicked back down below the D-List in Hollywood after a controversial photo shoot in which she held a fake severed head of one specific, wildly unqualified dipshit in the White House. After receiving death threats and all sorts of other nonsense from conservative nutjobs, she decided it was best to lie low.
Well, now she’s back, locked and loaded with gossip, and otherwise completely on fire (and not just her hair color!).
She always cracks us up and we can’t wait to hear what she’s got to say about the horrendous state of the world at the moment.
Because at least if we’re laughing, we’re not crying in the corner of a dark room turning a lamp on and off for hours.
Kathy Griffin: New Face, New Tour
April 10, 2026
7:00 p.m.
Tickets: $64-$169
The Majestic Theatre
1925 Elm Street, Dallas
kathygriffin.net
