Well, it’s taken less than a year, but we’re about to get more stereotypically gay than ever before (as if that’s possible, you ask).
No, we’re not giving flower arranging tips or how-to’s on the latest hair trends. We’re about to recommend our favorite fabric.
Now, we know less than 78.2% of our readership actually owns a sewing machine or antique bobbin collection, so we understand that whipping up a little outfit for a night out at the Roundup isn’t in everyone’s talent pool.
So get to the Yellow Pages and hire a seamstress!
Whether you need new bed linens, a fantastic pair of fancy pants, or maybe just a little apron for working in your herb garden, the Cowboy Hunks, Ready for Action, and Heavy Equipment fabrics at equilter.com are so over-the-top tacky that they’re simply breathtaking (in breathable 100% cotton to boot).
Just don’t make boxers out of them. That would just be weird.
$9 per yard
http://www.equilter.com
