The crazies are in full bloom and my allergies are killing me. Read on.
Flying. I never cease to be amazed at the world around us. Just when I think there’s nothing new under the sun, the Lord allows one of his rogue sheep to escape from the flock and wreak havoc. I confess that, as a youngster, I had my Lady Schwinn stolen from our church parking lot. Years ago, Sister Bernice, a woman of God in my Sunday School class, had her Plymouth stolen from her home. But this is just ridiculous. Brother Richard Russell, a ground service agent for Horizon Airlines (who??) in Seattle, casually made his way into the cockpit of an empty company plane and felt led to take off in an unauthorized trip of unknown destination. This, amid other planes and the eyes of air traffic controllers. How, exactly, does this happen? My condolences on the fact that this joyride did not end in joy for Brother Russell nor his family. I’m just praying that this doesn’t lead to reciprocal crimes. I’d hate to have my Samsonite stolen by a pilot!
Firing. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I have never been a fan of reality TV. But some of these broadcasting filth displays make their way into the media at large. Let’s face it, when a reality TV star can make into the Oval Office, attention must be paid. So let’s consider Sister Omarosa Manigault-Newman. (Now I know why she’s only referred to by her first name. Lord!) Having been an ornery contestant on the aforementioned former show of our current President, the Donald issued her not one, not two, but three instances of “you’re fired”. It all made for alleged great television. But then, big DT hired her on to be a part of his administration! Excuse me? Now she’s been fired again and is not going down quietly. Look, she was nuts as an Apprentice. I daresay there are still some cashews left in her can to this day. However, she WAS an insider. So, I think that we need to brush the salt off of her remaining almonds and see what insight she may have into the REAL House of Cards in Washington. Take THAT, Kevin Spacey!
Feasting. Finally, since we’ve been discussing persons of questionable sanity, let us turn our thoughts to this story: A man accused of killing his former girlfriend and eating parts of her body has been deemed mentally fit to stand trial by a state psychiatrist. The man is accused of breaking into her house, raping her, stabbing her to death, then sawing her head and body open to eat her brain, heart and lungs. Reflect on this. Think hard. Yet, he has been deemed mentally fit to stand trial by a state psychiatrist. This tells us one things, ladies (and sodomites). When requesting that your beloved…….um…….how can I put this….. “eat you”, I suggest you be VERY specific. It may ruin the mood momentarily, but you’ll thank me later.
