Solar Storms and Sunspots have taken their toll on this world.
Clamoring. It’s always a mystery to me that when someone stands up for traditional Christian values, they are assailed in the media. As a fine Babatist, I try to emulate all that the Lord would have me be and exhort others to do the same. Recently, a heretofore little-known NFL football player named Brother Harry Butkrak gave a graduation speech encouraging young women to trade their hard-earned degrees for the joys of housekeeping and raising a family. He also frowned upon the liberal agenda that has been infiltrating our nation with Pride and aborted gestations. Praise God that we have fine young men like this clamoring for what is true and traditional. I’m just grateful that he shied away from any critique of women in ministry, or I might have had to pray for his wayward beliefs.
Clarence. Brother SC Justice Clarence Thomas has had enough. Long known for his silence during arguments before the Supreme Court, Clarence has long-windedly issued an opinion from his own personal bench. Claiming that he is tired of the lies and hideous nature of our nation’s capital city, Clare bemoaned the idea that it is a town where “people pride themselves in being awful.” Because of this, CT explained, he and Sister Ginni (a woman of impeccable underhandedness) would rather spend time across the country in their motorhome mixing with the RV community (aka Trash With Money). Let us reflect, brothers and sisters, on the idea that Mr. and Mrs. Thomas insist on leaving DC so that they can escape the confines of lying and being awful in just one place. Amen?
Clapback. Speaking of hideous people in Washington, I simply must take issue with Sister Congresswoman M.T. Greene. A recent incident in Congress seems to have occurred because Marj went to communion and imbibed from the (clearly Episcopalian) blood of Christ for far too long. Sloppiness is so unattractive, especially in such dignified places as the halls of government. MTG was questioned about the topic of her apparent unrelated questioning by a fellow Congresswoman-of-color from Texas, Sister Jasmine Crockett. The Greene One slurred some unpleasantries towards Sister Crockett, which was clearly the wrong move. When one dares to antagonize a strong black woman, one must be prepared for the consequences. Not since Joe McCarthy was asked if he “had no shame” have we heard such a memorable comeback. I pray that the House Secretary immortalized Sister Jasmine’s words in the Official Records so that Ms. Greene will forever be ensconced with the moniker Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body. In like spirit, I hereby anoint Sister Crockett as “Blest Black Big Bark Bitch Boss!” Preach!
