The Best Offense

If you missed the season premiere of Little Britain USA, call your manservant now and have him set your TiVo for a rebroadcast. In a TV season filled with other British imports (Life on Mars, Worst Week, Monday Night Football), it’s no surprise that HBO has imported something that clearly would never work on traditional, prudish-by-comparison network TV. And that’s […]

Rebel Yelle

While watching the National Geographic Channel (er, Nat Geo) special the other night, American Pop Princesses: From Big Bangin’ to Extinction, we were saddened that all of our glorified, limited-talent icons have gone the way of the dinosaur. Only worse. We can’t power our cars with the gooey remains of Hannah Montana. But being the fair weather gays that we […]

Thank You For Not Smoking

According to the Surgeon General (and your mama) smoking is bad for you. And no, the health risks aren’t reduced if you try and make it more glamorous by using one of those fancy long cigarette holders like you saw in Breakfast at Tiffany’s. So, why not spend five bucks a day on something that won’t give you wrinkles and […]

Same Ol’ Schlong And Dance

Naked Boys Singing ranks right up there with Snakes On A Plane for pointing out the obvious. And to take the comparison a little further, both are giddy guilty pleasures. And come to think of it, both feature “snakes.” (Perhaps this topic will be our thesis when we finally get our Ph.D.) For any gay who’s never seen the stage […]

Post-Pride Partying

Whew. Another pride has come and gone and somewhere between the tanning, primping, gyming, drinking, dancing and flashing areolas for beads, we forgot to rest. So this week, we’ve picked some low-key events to pass the time, like cooking classes and comedy shows. If you really want to shock your system back into hetero reality, how about a trip to […]

Bring Home The Bacon

Poor pigs. They get a bum rap. Their name has been slandered with everything from being dirty to cowardly running “wee, wee, wee” all the way home. Not to mention their most recent character assault of wearing lipstick! (We thought that was just for femme lesbians.) And as if our porky buddies didn’t have enough worry about, Vosges Haut Chocolat’s […]

Surreally Good

When you hear the name “Dali” from now on, images of melting watches and creepy faces on sticks will forever be replaced in your memory by new visions of spectacular beauty and artistic talent. And, of course, you know us. We’re talking works of edible art. One of the best features of Dali Wine Bar and Cellar is its expansive […]

Butch It Up, Boozers

If we all got together to form our own gay country, there are many specifics that wouldn’t even need a vote. Our flag would be rainbow, of course. The national anthem would rotate weekly between Y.M.C.A., I Will Survive, Dancing Queen and Jesus Take the Wheel. And our official drink would most certainly be a Vodka Tonic. But we likely […]

These Boots Were Made For Rockin’

Believe it or not, cowboy boots aren’t just for rodeos, Halloween or keeping your feet dry at the bathhouse. We’re in Texas, y’all, and we have a hunch this footwear trend might just catch on. So, naturally we want to flaunt the best pair possible in the daily fashion showdown that is Dallas culture. At Big Trail Ranch, they’ve come […]

Goodwill Hunting

It’s time to broaden our horizons, kiddos. There are better ways to support your community than binge drinking Chablis at your local gayberhood haunt or running to Homo Depot thirteen times for kitchen fixtures and garden knick-knacks. Better yourself at VolunteerMatch.com. VolunteerMatch has been connecting willing service-minded folks with groups and companies trying to make a difference in their neighborhoods, […]