Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Superbowl: Brothers and Sisters in the sports ministry, the Lord has revealed his picks for the Super Bowl. The West vs. The East, Seattle vs. New England. Seahawks vs. Patriots. Chickenhawks vs. Tea Partiers. Oh dear, I’d best stop devolving […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. New Year 2015: 2015 has arrived, brothers and sisters, and Christ has YET to return. May I suggest that you all get busy getting right with the Lord? I’m not talking about paltry new year’s resolutions which will be broken […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. As I prepare to celebrate the birth of the baby Jesus, I want to remind you heathens of the Christmas Story as found in Luke Chapter Two. There are subtle nuances in the narrative which are often lost on the […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Barbara Walters: Barbara Walters, the Cher of television media (retired, already) has come out with her list of the most fascinating people of 2014. It mystifies me how I’m left off of this list each year, but I digress. In […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Big 12: It just doesn’t pay to be a Christian University anymore. TCU (Disciples of Christ) and Baylor (Southern Baptist) made valiant efforts to prove their relevance on the gridiron this past season. Although I don’t understand competitive sports outside […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Cyber Monday: Let us give thanks that Thanksgiving is over and we can all go back to being ungrateful for our day-to-day existence. Black Friday was witness to all manner of Unchristian behavior across this land as trash filled Wal-Mart […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Charles Manson: Last week, I shared with you my feelings about the nuptials of Sister Solange Knowles. This week, we must turn our attention to matters of much more grave concern in the area of matrimony. True, the State of […]
Solange Knowles: I’ve been in prayer regarding the recent nuptials of Solange Knowles in the decadent city of New Orleans. This child of God was married at the age of 19, already has a child, was divorced, and has now remarried to another man. To say nothing of the “laying on of hands” which she displayed with Reverend Jay-Z […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Polar Vortex: The Polar Vortex is upon us. Either the Lord Almighty is sending his wrath on a sinful nation OR a certain Disney movie just showed up on the Heavenly Netflix. Let It Go. The Pope: More drama from […]
Our spiritual leader Sister Helen Holy is back again this week to share her good Christian perspective on the news. Election Day: Brothers and Sisters, by the time this written ministry reaches your weary eyes, Election Day will be over. While I am certainly given many divine gifts, prophecy is not one of them. Therefore, as of this writing, only […]
