Health

Hemp To Be Square-Cut

We’ve gone off the deep end. Several times. Yes, as of Memorial Day Weekend, we hit more than our fair share of pool parties. But we also ate more than our fair share of burgers, steaks and raw, vegan macaroons (don’t ask). So starting today, we’re getting in shape with the help of good ol’ Cannabis. Except this variety isn’t […]

Shape Shifter

If your six-pack is hidden under a party keg, you could benefit from body contouring. Or perhaps your neck blows in the wind like a surrender flag atop a pirate ship. Then, too, you could really use some help. These problems used to require horribly expensive, invasive cosmetic procedures that left you confined to your bed for days or weeks […]

Liquid Gold

Eating healthy is expensive. Plain and simple. That’s why you’ll find few items of true nutritional value on a dollar menu and few things for a buck at the organic grocery store. That leaves two choices. Eat cheap and get fat. Or spend a little more for high-quality ingredients and get yourself on the road to washboard abs, glutes of […]

Go Ahead, Tap It

Drinking water shouldn’t kill you. Or give you a fourth nipple. Yet so many of our municipal water supplies are downright unhealthy. The only solutions are adding a filtration system to your home water supply (expensive), constantly filling up one of those refrigerator filter pitchers (annoying), or strapping a five-gallon bottle of water from the office cooler to your back […]

Preemptive Strike

Your New Year’s Resolutions are more than a month away, but we can already tell you what they’re going to be. 1. Eat healthy. 2. Exercise more. 3. Hook up with hotter guys. But after a month of scarfing down pounds of cookies and gallons of eggnog while wrapped in a Snuggie on the sofa watching Charlie Brown specials, those […]

Shut Up & Drink Your Vegetables

Name any appliance and we’ve purchased it. Seriously. From George Foreman Grills and automatic bread bakers to make-your-own soda machines and microwave potato chip makers, we’ve tried them all. Our most well-intentioned purchase, however, was a juice maker. Until we realized how many pounds of fruits and vegetables we needed to make a single glass of juice. Juice that was […]