Let us turn our eyes towards Heaven as we fall on our knees about these earthly concerns. Snuff. I must pause to reflect on the recent news out of Paris. At the initial signs of smoke coming from the roof of Notre Dame Cathedral, I assumed they’d elected a new pope. However, my mild disinterest in all things Catholic turned […]
I don’t know about you, but I’ve had a lot on my mind. Join me in prayer, won’t you? Baylor. Ladies in sports always conjures up images of handsome women. You know the type. About as delicate as wrought iron. And when these women are associated with my alma mater, Baylor University, you know that they are girded with steel […]
Buckle up, Sinners. It’s a bumpy week! Mothers. Just when I think we can’t get any closer to the apocalypse, something startles me even more. This news out of Omaha. Two sodomites, Matthew Eledge and Elliot Dougherty decided to become parents in a manner heretofore unknown. The child was conceived via in vitro fertilization, using Eledge’s sperm, and eggs from […]
Back to business. I am on fire for the world this week. Boeing. As a woman who must often travel to mission events via air travel, I have been bereft regarding the troubles with the Boeing 737 MAX jet. With Dallas being the home base of my ministry, I am at the mercy of American Airlines and Southwest Airlines, both […]
I have some very simple statements this week. Be ye touched. Crazy. Here’s an intriguing headline. “Kellyanne Conway’s husband is trying to tell the public Trump is mentally ill. She doesn’t agree.” I believe I’ll side with Brother Mr. Conway on this one. I mean, if anyone has exposure to the behavior of a mentally ill person, I’ll wager it’s […]
I’m a little cranky this week since I lost an hour of sleep on Saturday. Scribbling. I simply must comment on a story of biblical importance. While visiting tornado victims in Alabama, our POTUS was photographed autographing Bibles for the teeming masses. While I can assure you that DT had no part in authoring the book, it all seemed rather […]
A couple of doses of politics and a big swig of religion. Conservatives. As an upstanding Christian woman, I have a keen interest in the annual Conservative Political Action Conference. This year, to the delight of many, President Brother Donald Trump held court in a sermon of over two hours. Personally, I don’t believe any lives are saved after an […]
Time to review televisions annual biggest display of degradation. Tasteless. Once again, the mother of all awards shows has come and gone and left a tasteless film of filth (filth of film?) on all of us. I haven’t seen this many sodomite portrayals of royalty honored since Caligula hit theaters. Best Supporting Actor for playing a piano playing sodomite. Best Actor for playing […]
My heart is heavy this week. Suffering. I am never remiss in my condemnation of Hollyweird awards shows. However, after the portion of the Grammys which I suffered through Sunday night, I am positively aghast. This debacle makes the Oscars and even the drunken bacchanal of the Golden Globes look positively sacred. Who are these cretins? And what manner of […]
I have dedicated my prayer life this week to Sunday’s football extravaganza. Bowl. Lord, forgive the hatred in my heart, but I have very strong feelings about the New England Patriots, and I don’t even LIKE sports! They just have such a reputation for dishonest dealings which leave me deflated. And such an unfair path to the Big Bowl in […]
