Sister Helen Holy of the First Southern Fried, Self-Satisfied Baptist Church is the arbiter of all that’s good and Christian in this world. When not ministering to heathens at events on dry land nationwide, she can frequently be found taking her ministry to the high seas on cruises with VACAYA Vacations, where she spends most of the week on her knees “in prayer.” Be sure to follow Sister Helen Holy on Facebook at www.facebook.com/helen.holy and on Instagram at @sisterhelenholy. Why 701? Well, because she’s just a little bit better than that other Christian newscast.
I’m exhausted this week from prayer over these stories. Let us reflect. Bowls. I don’t really care much for football, nor do I stay abreast of the ins and outs of this national pastime. However, when egregious sin emerges from anywhere, I am always at hand to hear of it. Such as it is with the National Football League. Last […]
We start with praise and end with condemnation. Tribute. Let us turn our thoughts to Glory where there is surely a grand staircase today descending to the Pearly Gates, as Sister Carol Channing is welcomed to where she belongs in Paradise. What a long ministry of performance she was granted here on this earth. While she will always be identified with […]
Another year, another start, another set of stories. Bow your heads. Glory. Let us grieve as one, Brothers and Sisters. A man of great business stature has passed away. Brother Herb Kelleher, founder of Southwest Airlines, took his last flight to glory last week at the age of 87. I have heard testimony from his employees as to his graciousness, […]
The New Year is off to a disgusting start. Now, more than ever, we need to be on our knees! Resolutions. We have survived another year and, more importantly, another New Year’s Eve. The night when all hell seems to break loose, and thousands of seemingly moral people lose all control of sobriety. After which, in an attitude of false repentance, […]
Some pre-Christmas opinions and prayer requests. Communication. At this time of year, many end-of-year lists emerge. I’d like to draw your attention to the most popular words of 2018, according to several dictionary publishers. “Justice” was among the most-consulted words on Merriam-Webster’s website throughout the year. Oxford Dictionaries’ crowned “toxic” its word of the year, and Dictionary.com selected “misinformation” as […]
Let us turn our prayer wagons to foreign missions. Pounds. News out of the United Kingdom (please…..the Kingdom of God is the ONLY Kingdom!) is that the planned exit from the European Union, nicknamed “Brexit”, is in question once again. Prime Minister (Ministress?) Theresa May has delayed a vote on the issue once again which has, oddly enough, had a […]
It’s time for this week’s reflection. Remember. Let us reflect upon the loss of the 41st President of our country. After the leadership we have experienced the last two years, it is necessary to recall the statesmanship as well as the highs and lows of George H.W. Bush. His bravery in WWII. His business successes. His kindness to Bill Clinton during […]
Giving thanks and crying for help. Parade. I pray that all of you experienced a season of thanks with family and friends last week. I also pray that you are finding gastric relief from the sin of gluttony. Still, in the midst of family gatherings and prayers of thanksgiving, worldliness slapped us all in the face during the Macy’s Thanksgiving […]
The elections are over. Let’s review and move on. Females. I am praising the Lord for the blessing that the end of these midterm elections has brought. No more political ads! Now, I won’t mention my personal feelings on the results, but I do want to make some observations. The Repugnicant stronghold on government has been altered due to the […]
It’s been a trying week. Let us gather in prayer. Privies. Here’s an item of interest. Brother Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft and bazillionaire, has begun an initiative which was introduced at his Reinvented Toilet Expo in Beijing. He wants to commercialize futuristic toilets that don’t need water or sewers. But wait, there’s more. In his presentation, he came out […]
