Fans of LOGO’s Big Gay Sketch Show may recognize Jonny McGovern as one of the sassy ensemble cast members. But long before he was swishing stage left on the boob tube, Jonny, aka Gay Pimp, was giving us reasons to shake and jive with his boy-on-boy dance anthems “Soccer Practice” and “Lookin’ Cute/Feelin’ Cute.”
And just like the TV-stars-turned-late-night-product-peddlers that came before him (did somebody say Suzanne Somers’ ThighMaster?), Jonny is pimping his own line of t-shirts.
Or to be more specific, fagitees!
With titles like “Gays Gone Wild” and “Girl, I f-cked Yo’ Boyfriend,” you’re sure to find just the right ensemble to give grandma that coronary she’s been threatening or to make sure your parents can’t take communion at church again. Just in time for the holidays.
The shirts work well to communicate your message non-verbally, too.
For that double-D, triple-decker co-worker eyeing you seductively over the cubicle wall, how about “Don’t Fall In Love With A Homo”? Or for that drunken frat boy getting ready to take home your friend-in-a-dress there’s “That’s A Man,” which coincidentally works perfectly for any encounters with Brooke Hogan.
Really, there’s a good slogan for just about any occasion. Now if we could just find something to wear to Bunko.
Got it, “Not Shady, Just Fierce.”
T-shirts starting at $20
http://www.gaypimp.com
