We’re just like Joan Rivers: as proud of our cosmetic work as our Geico commercials. We’ve had more things stuck in our face and sucked out of our bodies than Roman Heart. Hell, if it weren’t for BOTOX, waxing, spray tan, permanent eyelash extensions, pec implants and Spanx, we would look our natural 23 years old.
But we understand there’s a segment of the population that likes to keep their upgrades and system reboots a big secret. Well, we’ve got a great little spa that’s as much about the hush-hush as giving you the best age-defying treatments around.
From excellent peels and facials to laser skin resurfacing, photo rejuvenation and microdermabrasion, if you want years taken off your face, Evanesque is the place to be.
You can even get your teeth whitened after a little BOTOX in your forehead and laser hair removal on your big toe. Follow it up with an all-natural spray tan and you’ll leave a completely different person.
It’s cheaper than plastic surgery and it only takes a couple hours to do everything you could possibly need.
While you’re there, you can also get your hair colored, cut and styled. But we just use the salon services as our decoy when there are other people in the waiting room. They think we’re going in for a nice fade, but in reality we’re getting our lips plumped with Juvederm and a hot stone massage.
And our boss thinks we’re at Kinko’s making copies. See, secrets were made to spare feelings.
Facials start at $75
Evanesque
Knox Place
4645 North Central Expressway, Dallas
(214) 575-5252
http://www.evanesque.com
