If we told you there was a company called “College Hunks Hauling Junk,” would you believe us? What if we told you it’s not an escort agency? Still convinced?
With perhaps the best business name we’ve come across in awhile, College Hunks Hauling Junk makes us squirm in our chairs, looking for things we can throw away.
Pussy’s water bowl and cat food? Don’t need it.
Pussy itself? Don’t want it.
Yup, we’ve got lots of “junk” for these professional hunks to get their hands on.
This themed junk removal service is staffed with young jocks of all flavors, each of which has the brawn necessary to remove whatever it is you deem junk from your home. No matter the load (ahem), College Hunks Hauling Junk will clear it and recycle it, refurbish it, or rid it from the planet in an environmentally-friendly manner.
While the scenario of collegiate-aged athletes knocking on a stranger’s door is an adult fantasy cliché, we’ll try our best to remain clothed professional.
When they arrive and ask for the whereabouts of our junk, we’ll try not to giggle; when their muscles bulge as they lift and remove our 17-boxes of vintage adult materials, we’ll try to refrain from asking them to peak inside; when the cops arrive and ask us why we’re only wearing our 2xists, we’ll try not eye their handcuffs with lustful enthusiasm.
On second thought, perhaps it’s best if we aren’t home when the Hunks come.
Estimates are free, service price and locations vary
1-800-Junk-USA
http://www.1800junkusa.com
