When we grow up, we want to be underwear designers. Not only do we have some innovative boxer-brief ideas, but we’re willing to sacrifice our home lives for the long hours at work it will require to help all those young (presumably starving) underwear models learn the ins-and-outs of the fashion world, while they parade around the office wearing our latest creations to serve us coffee and muffins.
This may be a fantasy for us, but for underwear designer Andrew Christian, it’s his everyday reality. That Bitch!
Yet despite having the best job on the planet, he is not only on the cutting edge of fashion underwear, but also on the forefront of the “Getting Us Laid” movement.
Yes, his sexy designs not only look good when worn all by themselves, but they’re also keeping our seven-day-a-week workout myth alive and well. (At least as long as we turn off the lights before the grand unveiling).
From the man who already brought us a line of butt-lifting briefs, now comes the amazing Anti-Muffin Top elastic, available on a variety of Andrew Christian styles. The special design helps to eliminate that flop of fat around your waist from spilling over your waistband. Not only does it hide the brand name boxers you’re sporting, but also keeps your date from sporting, well, anything.
Andrew Christian’s been quoted as saying that fashion underwear is not just for people with perfect bodies (as we know all too well from Tightie Whitie Night at the corner bar). At least now, we can lure home the guys with the perfect bodies thanks to a little Anti-Muffin Top action on our part.
Unless, of course, we get Mr. Right home and he’s been butt-lifted and anti-muffin-topped himself. Such lies and deception we will not tolerate!
Prices start at $16
http://www.andrewchristian.com
