Ever found yourself in front of the TV with an empty box of wine, one hand clutched to your cell phone while faintly chanting the three-digit security code from the back of your credit card desperately waiting to order blankets with sleeves, chamois so absorbent they must be from outer space, and anything Suzanne Somers slaps her name on?
We simply call it “our nightly routine.”
Well, unplug the TV and get ready for a whole new level of home shopping as our two favorite phrases collide in a peanut-butter-and-chocolate type of perfect harmony: Designer Brands and Discount Prices. (That sound you hear is angels singing. And by angels singing, of course we mean hot shirtless guys with wings.)
Introducing the greatest Internet sensation since that 47-year-old virgin woman sold her soul to Simon Cowell. It’s called One Kings Lane. This exclusive home decor sales site features daily sales events Monday through Friday, each featuring a name-brand, high-end line. One Kings Lane snatches up remaining inventory directly from designers and offers it to members at savings up to 70% off.
Finally, you can fill up your house with beautiful accessories for pennies on the dollar without having to fight some housewife over the last Cote Bastide crystal vase at a department store clearance event.
Now, the catfights are merely virtual, and you can win by simply adding an item to your cart before anyone else. It’s so civilized, it just might revolutionize barbaric spectacles like Black Friday.
Membership is FREE and One Kings Lane is rewarding all us queens with a dedicated site just for Gay List Daily readers. Sign up today and start saving in a matter of seconds. And, ONE lucky winner will win a shopping credit valued at $100!
Prepare to be on a first-name basis with your UPS driver. And here’s to hoping he’s cute!
