Do people have towel fetishes the same way they do socks, underwear or being spanked by little people dressed as Oompa Loompas with mermaid tails?
Seems like it would be just as common a fantasy. After all, in a locker room, towels are the only things that separate a hot, chiseled guy’s naked body from the rest of the world. And your hidden video camera casual glance.
But towels can also be creepy. If you use them a couple days in a row, there’s always the mystery of what was wiped with which part. Without a stringent routine of “naughty bits get the corners” or “feet get the middle,” it’s quite possible that you’re getting post-shower booty on your face or squeaky clean junk on your trunk.
Well, never worry again about where your towel has been thanks to True Clean Towel. Clearly marked and adorned with a near life-size body outline, there will never be an appendage or section of skin dried by the wrong part of the towel.
At five-feet long and two-and-a-half-feet wide, it’s practically big enough for a group toweling. But it’s only labeled “top” and “bottom,” so obviously it’s designed specifically for a single gay couple.
Now that’s a progressive towel company.
$19 (free shipping if you buy two)
www.truecleantowel.com
