In the beginning, the earth was created by God. Possibly a big bang. Or perhaps magic, mindreading unicorn-poodle hybrids from another universe. (We’re not here to impose our beliefs, but our fingers are crossed for the Unipoody.)
What’s important in this story is that since the start of time, humans have done some significant damage to the world through fossil fuel combustion, deforestation and the decomposition of waste in landfills. The release of Celine Dion music into the universe isn’t helping matters, either.
But all that planet destroying we’ve been doing can be hard work. And hard work makes our muscles hurt. Yet we don’t want our normal, simple three-hour massages with panda lard and hot bald eagle bones to affect future generations.
Thankfully, Green Lotus Spa & Retreat is here to give us our regularly scheduled days of relaxation without one tinge of guilt. Gay-owned by partners TJ?Mundell and Timmy Patterson, it’s an oasis of tranquility and eco-friendliness in the heart of the Knox-Henderson area.
Offering massages, body wraps, facials and scrubs, Green Lotus has the smallest carbon footprint of any spa in Dallas. They even have their own freakin’ electricity-generating windmill! From the treatments to internal business operations, every practice is designed to have the least impact on the environment possible, if any at all.
Finally, Earth can hope for a happy ending, too.
Green Lotus Spa & Retreat
4447 N Central Expressway, Suite 115, Dallas
(214) 520-6560
www.thegreenlotusspa.com
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