For years, extreme-right-wing religious zealots have warned that we can somehow turn straight people gay. As we all know, that’s simply not true. (We know because we’ve tried).
But their second-greatest fear is a reality: clothes that turn gay.
Introducing Gay Jeans, now in the final phases of a crowdfunding project that’s already reached its goal.
What’s unique about Gay Jeans is that as they get older, a rainbow of colorful yarn begins to show through as the indigo dye fades away. The more often you wear them, the gayer they get.
They’re available in a slim-fit style, as well as a stretch-skinny fit, already the two gayest cuts known to man.
Best of all, because they’re still in the crowdfunding phase, you can save 10% if you order before the campaign ends in a few days.
Wear a pair of Gay Jeans and coming out of the closet takes on a whole new meaning.
Gay Jeans, $98 ($88.50 if purchased before crowdfunding ends)
Slim Fit
Stretch Skinny
www.betabrand.com
