If it weren’t for boxed wine, our parents wouldn’t have a social life. Whenever we visit, we’re immediately treated to a big glass of Franzia Blush.
It’s horrible.
But as we always say, bad alcohol is still better than no alcohol. Especially when listening to endless bunion surgery stories and Obama jokes.
Now we’ve given them something new to talk about—Boxxle, the premium box wine dispenser that reduces a bit of the shame of cardboard cabernets.
Simply remove the bag from the box and put it into the stainless steel dispenser and just like that, things are classed up exponentially. Plus, it dispenses nearly every last drop without having to do that whole end-of-box bag squeeze.
Also known as the walk-of-shame of wine drinking.
Boxxle, $100
www.boxxle.com
