If you hypothetically were the type of person to sneak booze places that you shouldn’t, we have a product we would like to hypothetically recommend to you.
(This is what happens when our legal team stands behind us as we write.)
Undercover flasks are nothing new, but Secret Boozy Lotion Hidden Flasks are the most realistic we’ve seen and because they’re small, you can carry them just about anywhere.
“Is that a Secret Boozy Lotion Hidden Flask in your pocket…”
They’re easy-to-fill with the included funnels and durable enough to use again and again. Take them wherever you might need a quick pick-me-up and get your buzz on covertly. Nobody will be the wiser.
Unless the security guard asks you why you’re guzzling nourishing face lotion in the corner.
Then you might want to drop it and run.
Secret Boozy Lotion Hidden Flasks, $9.95
www.homewetbar.com
