All We Want For Christmas: Two Front Teets

The problem with so many holiday shows is the lack of partial nudity, drag queens and tassel-twirling.

It’s as if Christmas is “for the children” or something insane like that.

But that’s not going to stop us from celebrating the season with a naughty little show performed by the gorgeous girls of Viva Dallas Burlesque.

Festivus Follies is hosted by one of our favorite drag divas, Patti Le Plae Safe (above) and features award-winning, pecker-perking performances by Donna Denise, Red Bone, Tifa Tittlywinks, Honey Hula and Pixie O’Kneel, just to name a handful.

Proceeds benefit Home for the Holidays Texas (a charity founded by Ms. Le Plae Safe, by the way) and promises to be the most spectacular adults-only show in town.

At the only theater as nippy inside as it is out.