Channing Tatum is such a fucking tease. Yesterday, he posted the teaser poster for Magic Mike XXL on his Instagram and today he’ll be on Ellen, hopefully wearing very little and showing off his sexy moves. Why does that lucky lesbian get to have all the fun with hot guys?!
We hated the first movie so much that we loved it. We’ll definitely be in line for this one too. Does anyone know if dreamboat Matt Bomer will be in it again? He makes us tingling in our funny bits.
The movie’s coming July 1st. We probably will be too.
UPDATE! This morning, Ellen posted the official trailer…and our productivity just plummeted.


