Last December, a piece of our soul died in a slow, gut-wrenching display filled with plenty of snot-laced tears, uncontrollable wailing and fists raised to the heavens.
That’s because just five days before Christmas, the gay boy-band singer of our dreams ignored our final plea to spend the rest of his days letting us massage him and lick Miracle Whip off his abs. Instead, he married some utterly handsome, chiseled hunk for a reason we’ll never understand.
Tomorrow night, we get to relive that pain for a full 90 minutes as E! presents Lance Loves Michael: The Lance Bass Wedding. Yep, they televised their nuptials to make the world jealous of their Hollywood-lit joy.
Yet no matter how many therapy sessions it requires, we’ll be tuned in with a glass of champagne, a big bowl of popcorn and a box of Kleenex.
Watching on our mobile device from the bushes outside his house.
Lance Loves Michael: The Lance Bass Wedding
Thursday, February 5, 2015 only on E!
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