You Suck

We’ve only eaten crawfish the traditional way once.

Which is odd because we’re kind of famous for sucking head.

Well, now’s our chance to make up for lost time at the 3rd Annual Mudbug Bash in Main Street Garden. Along with scores of crawfish enthusiasts, we’ll collectively work our way through 3,500 pounds of the tasty critters.

There’ll be live music, beer and specialty drinks, too, so there’s nothing about this bash we can’t wholeheartedly embrace.

As long as we don’t have to look any of the creatures in the eye.