Tea Time

When we die, we want to be reincarnated as Wendy Williams.

Few women are as hilariously honest and salaciously sassy as the comedian and talk show host. Plus, we’re kinda jealous of all those great wigs.

Well, the funny lady is coming to town for The Wendy Williams Sit Down Tour…Too Real for Stand Up, she’ll be seated in a plush chair and dishing dirt as a slide show of behind-the-scenes pics from her life splash across the screen.

She even has a live DJ in tow to keep the party going and get the audience revved up.

At time of publishing, there were still VIP tickets available, too, which includes seating in the first 10 rows, an autographed pic, her latest book, a t-shirt and, oh, a reception afterward with Wendy herself.

Make sure your phone is charged for all those selfies.

And you have something to say to her besides, “How you doin’?”