When it comes to Halloween costumes, there are two camps.
The glue-gun and Jo-Ann Fabrics and Craft Store gays.
And the guys who give up and throw on a “This Is My Halloween Costume” t-shirt.
We’ve been members of both factions to one extent or the other and there are legit arguments to support each stance. This year seems more like an easy-costume year because, well, our sewing machine and 3D printer are sadly both on the fritz.
That’s why we’re turning to one of our favorite brands of underwear, Marek+Richard. These guys are always thinking outside the cocks—by creating ways to make them look great even when covered in fabric.
Their ideal-for-Halloween “Out of the Closet” collection pays tributes to childhood monsters that lurked about our bedrooms. Except now these creatures are all about creating a sense of flirty, frightful fun.
The underwear can provide a naughty surprise under your clothes or be worn as an outfit all on their own. Who wouldn’t scream with delight upon seeing you walking into a party wearing the Monster Face Open Back Briefs (above)? They’re probably the most whimsical skivvies we’ve ever seen.
If you’re not the exposed-booty type, never fear. The Out of the Closet line also includes the very best sexy/spooky tees, tanks and caps.
Then again, we’re biased. We’ve always been drawn to one-eyed monsters.
Marek+Richard Out of the Closet Line
Starting at $24.50
www.marekrichard.com
