Back Into The Closet You Go

dal-12_02_15It’s not often we suggest gays go back in the closet, but this is the best excuse we’ve ever had.

This Saturday at the Granite Room inside Station 4, Impulse Group Dallas is joining forces with Out of The Closet for Deck the Hauls!, a clothing drive and holiday party that shouldn’t be missed.

Dig through your drawers and shuffle through those hangers to find the best gently used clothing to donate and you’ll get in free (bonus!)

There will also be on-site HIV testing, which gets you a photo with Santa and a prize. You’ll enjoy food from Tallywackers and their hot waiters, too.

Plus, you could just walk away with an Aneros male G-spot stimulator.

Because nothing says “Merry Christmas!” quite like a tickled prostate.

Impulse Group Dallas presents Deck The Hauls!
Free admission with clothing donation (view the list of what they need at outofthecloset.org)

Saturday, December 5, 8 – 11 p.m.
Station 4
3911 Cedar Springs Rd, Dallas, Texas 75219
Event details at facebook.com