All-American Ho

There are few people more skilled than Wendy Ho.

And no, we’re not talking about the Plano optometrist (though we’re sure she performs one heck of an awesome eye exam).For the sake of this story, however, we’re solely referencing the hilarious, piss-your-knickers comedian, singer, rapper and self-proclaimed truth teller, Wendy Ho. She’s also a self-proclaimed ho, which is our very favorite kind. (It’s the ones who aren’t aware of this trait that you have to watch out for.)

She’s coming back to Dallas this weekend for a late one night stand in the Rose Room at S4.

So plan now to call in sick Monday morning or download a fake jury duty notice.

Wendy will be happy to sign it for you.