I have been on my knees this week until they are FLAT! Let us ponder these things for which I’ve been in supplication.
Idiots: In the ongoing saga of cabinet appointments from the Gilded Egg, the new Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is Brother Ben Carson. Allegedly, The Golden One felt the need to appoint a black man for any position which had “Urban” in the title, but I digress. More importantly, upon initial invitation, Brother Ben claimed he “didn’t have the experience to run something so important.” This from a man who ran for President. The Lord moves in mysterious ways, children. Let us pray.
Indians: God bless the Indians and Liberals. I said a few weeks ago that I would be aghast if a Cherokee tried to build a tepee on the grounds of my church. Which, in turn, helped me understand their anger at some Texas oil man running a pipeline through their sacred ground. Now the news comes that access to build on their sacred land has been halted, validating the protestations of the aforementioned Indians and Liberals. What a blessing. Of course, all this could change once the Gilded Egg takes office. Therefore, I shall be in prayer that a pipeline back-up of septic proportions occur along Pennsylvania Avenue on January 20. Join me?
Incumbents: Let us lift up former North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory. After much post-election stomping of feet, wailing, and gnashing of teeth, Pat has conceded that he has lost his bid for re-election. Losing to a LIBERAL! Without Brother Pat, Lord knows what kind of bathroom shenanigans will occur in North Carolina now. But let us take note that the state which gave us Jesse Helms and Libby Dole (a senator whom I was convinced would never leave office, in light of the fact that her first and last names are brands of non-perishable items) has said ENOUGH and voted in a non-conservative. NOW, let’s see how far they’ll want to go with “states’ rights”! Hallelujah!
