We’ve been poked three times by a hot pharmacist.
And we also have both our vaccine doses and a booster!
If you’re vaxxed, too, you know the doors it’s opened for so many of us.
We can travel again.
We can eat dinner out without freezing to death on a patio.
And we can have sex with other vaxxers and have one less thing to worry about catching.
Chelsea Handler understands. And her new Vaccinated & Horny Tour is just what the doctor ordered. We’ve seen her live several times and it’s always a fantastic time. And this go-around, she’s requiring that everyone in the audience be fully inoculated against Covid-19 or show a negative test taken within 72 hours of the show.
So it’ll be one of the safest group settings since we wore full-body condoms to a bathhouse orgy.
Chelsea Handler: Vaccinated & Horny Tour
Photo via facebook.com/chelseahandler
Saturday, December 11
8:00 p.m.
Tickets: $29-$69.50 (more for resale tix)
The Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory
300 West Las Colinas Boulevard, Irving
chelseahandler.com
