Is there anything better than cake?
Not much, but we’d have to argue that sex ranks at the top of any list of our favorite things. (Sorry, raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.)
Well now, we can find our two faves on one website (or in one nightstand drawer).
Introducing Cake, a sexual health and wellness company that changes the way we think about lubes, condoms and sex toys.
Everything’s made with the highest quality ingredients and you can shop specifically for products for your pecker or goodies for your girlie bits.
There’s a non-gender-specific category, too.
The company is co-founded by a gay man, Mitch Orkis, who’s also the CMO (Chief Masturbation Officer, we presume).
We first discovered Cake on Facebook of all places. It was an ad targeted specifically to us—guess all our searches for “Which Sex & The City Character Are You?” and “Affordable Butt Plugs” finally caught up with the algorithm.
After reaching out to the folks at Cake about writing this story, we soon experienced Christmas in January when a huge box of everything on our weenie’s wish list.
If you want to experience the same unbridled excitement and pleasure-inducing variety, you can order up one of their combo meals (super-sized if you need it).
There’s even a new limited edition kit curated by OnlyFans superstar Chris Salvatore, one fine specimen of gay manhood. For $64, you’ll get a Stroker toy, their exclusive Toy Wonder lubricant and Cake’s #1-selling So-Low Lotion (specifically made for alone time).
Even though they sent us enough products to last a year (or a week and a half if we’re having a lucky streak on Scruff), we’ve already been busy browsing their site to see what we want to try next.
Perhaps some massage candles for our birthday.
Cake Sexual Health & Wellness Products
Photos courtesy of Cake
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