Take off your pants.
And your shirt.
Pose. Strut. Smile for the audience.
Now do some jumping jacks, but make sure your balls don’t fall out.
Those are just a few of the things you might hear Monday night if you take part in Boys, Boots & Boxer Briefs at the Round-Up, an underwear contest hosted by the lovely Sassy O’Hara.
Show up tonight to watch (and stare) or sign up at 9:00 p.m. for the 10:00 p.m. contest.
You could walk away with a cash prize if you’re the winner or first runner-up as determined by audience applause. Any style of underwear is fine, just make sure it’s the best pair you own.
The Boys, Boots & Boxer Briefs event takes place every Monday, so you can always sit this one out and order a pair for next time.
Of course, you can always hit up Skivvies or ES Collection for a bulge-friendly, booty-enhancing selection.
Or just show up wearing clear Saran Wrap around your junk and see who Sassy picks as the winner then!
Boys, Boots & Boxer Briefs
Monday, February 6
9:00 p.m. (Sign-up); 10:00 p.m. (Contest)
The Round-Up Saloon & Dance Hall
3912 Cedar Springs Road, Dallas
www.roundupsaloon.com
