Hello, fabulous souls and kindred spirits! I’m your new guru of social quandaries here at He Said Dallas, where I’ll be serving up a sizzling platter of advice with a side of sass. In this column, no topic is too taboo and no question too quaint. From the mysteries of modern manners to the quirks of personal relationships, I’m here to guide you through the maze of social etiquette and romantic escapades with humor, heart and a hefty dose of honesty.
Each Monday, I’ll pop into your life with answers to your burning questions, hoping to sprinkle a bit of sparkle on your situations, whether they be dire or delightful. So buckle up, buttercups, because we’re about to embark on a fabulous journey of laughter, learning and, of course, a little bit of scandal. I’m thrilled to join you every step of the way, ensuring that your week gets a little lift from our time together.
Here’s to being bold, being brave, and, above all, being ourselves. Let’s dive into the delightful drama and divine dilemmas you’ve brought to my doorstep. Ready, set, advice!
Dear Sassy, is it ever okay to ghost a guy after the first date?
Dearest, while ghosting is generally frowned upon in polite circles, let’s be real—sometimes it’s just necessary. If your date was more horrifying than a horror movie marathon, or if he displayed the kind of red flags that could decorate a Communist parade, then slipping away silently might just be your best option. Life is too short to drag out a conversation that’s going nowhere, especially if your safety or sanity is at stake. However, if the date was merely mediocre rather than miserable, consider the karmic benefits of a polite “thanks, but no thanks” message. It keeps your social slate clean and your conscience clear.
Dear Sassy, my boyfriend wants to open our relationship. Thoughts?
Opening up a relationship is like adding vermouth to a martini; it changes the flavor significantly and isn’t for everyone. Have a candid conversation about why he feels the need to explore this avenue. Is it about missing excitement, or perhaps something deeper within your relationship that needs addressing? If you decide to proceed, set ground rules that prioritize mutual respect and open communication. Remember, it’s not just about physical needs; emotional security is key. If done thoughtfully, this could deepen your connection and introduce a new layer of trust. But tread carefully, darling, because once the door is open, it can be a challenge to close.
Dear Sassy, is it tacky to ask for Venmo payments for a dinner party I’m hosting?
My dear, asking guests to pay for their own attendance at a dinner party you host is about as classy as wearing a tracksuit to a tiara event. If budget constraints are a concern, host a gathering within your means or turn the event into a potluck where everyone contributes. A true host embodies generosity, not just of their home but also of their spirit. Invite your friends to enjoy an evening free of financial transactions, where the currency exchanged is purely that of laughter, good conversation and perhaps a little gossip.
Until next week, keep your martinis dry and your wit sharp!
Got a tricky situation? A messy love life or a social snafu? Don’t navigate it alone! I’m here to sprinkle some sass and wisdom on your woes. Email me your questions at asksassy@hesaiddallas.com and let’s tackle them together in next week’s column. Remember, no topic is too small or too scandalous for our little chat. I’m all ears and all advice—fire away, darlings!
