There are some BIG things blowing about this week.
Bulging. I have continued to enjoy the sportsmanship and camaraderie of the Summer Olympics in Paris. As I write this, China, USA and France are leading with the most gold medals. I believe these victories are a source of national pride for the winning nations. We in America have always paraded our winning athletes into commercial tie-ins with various products, thus ensuring enduring income for those who have worked so hard. I have to make note, however, that the French Olympians are really being upfront about their business. Both their diving team and their pole-vaulting team have put up big fronts in the sport. Their prowess is truly bulging at the seams. I will be keeping a close eye for more of these up-front talents in the remaining games. It may be somewhat hard, I’m sure, but well worth the examination. Praise!
Blowing. Some tramps these days just have no shame. I don’t know who this Debby trash is, but she’s making news for the way she is violating parts of our blessed country. Just this weekend, I read about “Debby blowing Florida.” This morning, I hear she was “pounding the East Coast” and may be “spreading.” What a slut. Now there’s news that she has littered cocaine on Florida beaches! This is a lot of blow(ing). Finally, I’m not sure what this “devastation” is that she’s leaving behind, but I’m sending extra antibiotics to the Sunshine State just in case. We need to pray for this trollop to stop abusing the people of our land and be driven out to sea in a show of force and vengeance. Amen?
Balloting. At last, the final piece of the electoral puzzle has been placed. Sister K. Harris has selected Brother T. Walz as her running mate for the Demoncrat ballot. I’m all about women in leadership, as you can imagine. But these two LIBERALS are going to lead us into behaviors that haven’t been seen in eons. If Sister Harris Waltzes to victory in November, we will be subjected to giving freely to the poor people, praying in the privacy of our own home, and rubbing elbows with all matter of sinners! Appalling. What Would Jesus Do??
