Condoms At Your Soon-To-Be-Slippery Fingertips

We live an on-demand lifestyle.

We want it fast.

We want it easy.

And we want it cheap—even better if it’s free.

Even though all of the above applies to our sexual encounters and our Amazon Prime addiction, this time we’re talking about something fast, easy and free that’s gonna rock your world—and hopefully your mattress.

The Nice Package program from Prism Health North Texas (PHNTX) already tops our list of free services for the local LGBTQ community we love.

Yet they’ve gone and made it even better.

Now, you can find Nice Package vending machines at three locations in DFW: Dallas Woody’s (first floor), The Shops at RedBird (in the Dallas College Workforce Center) and a private university campus accessible only by students. Walk up to the machine, order your condoms and lube and boom! Out they come ready for you to take home.

If these machines prove successful, hopefully, you’ll see them popping up in more places.

The program has already distributed nearly a quarter million free condoms since the program launched. (Don’t forget, you can also get free at-home HIV testing kits by mail, too).

With the ability to get condoms and lube even faster (and still free, remember), it’s oh-so-easy.

Because hard should be reserved for actually using the condoms, not getting them.

Nice Package Vending Machines
Free condoms and lube
Dallas Woody’s, The Shops at RedBird
freenicepackage.com

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