It’s the Whoozits versus the Whatzits this Sunday and we couldn’t be more excited.
Actually, we don’t give a piece of undigested corn about the Super Bowl.
We couldn’t even be bothered to find a photo of the real teams.
But we do support eating cheap food, sipping strong drinks and catching the occasional shot of a muscular butt in tights on the big screen.
So, it’s entirely possible we’ll show up Sunday to JR’s Bar & Grill as one team tries to give the best LIX in the locker room. Or something like that.
What we do know a little bit more about is the $4 nachos and hot dogs being served from the grill.
After all, we need some quality processed fuel to cheer on the best commercials we’ve already seen 10 times over on YouTube.
Super Bowl LIX Watch Party
Sunday, February 9
4:00 p.m.
JR’s Bar & Grill
3923 Cedar Springs Road, Dallas
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