Happy National Condom Month!
We hope you’ve been enjoying all the sexy perks that accompany it because even in the age of PrEP and DoxyPEP, condoms can be a delightfully erotic part of sex with other guys.
But nothing’s more of a buzzkill than putting on a condom that’s too tight. Or worse, too big.
Luckily, ONE Condoms created myONE Perfect Fit Condoms a few years back.
You have two ways to find the ideal size for that happy overachiever between your legs.
The first option: a hands-on approach.
Determining your penis size will be much easier with a measuring buddy (at least we like to think so), and we’re taking this as an opportunity to give back to the community by volunteering our erection estimation services.
Call us selfless.
If you don’t wish to accept our offer, simply measure your own meat (damn, that sounded really straight didn’t it?), size up your schlong (hmm, still pretty hetero), size up your stiffy (getting better), gauge your girth (liking it!), or calculate your cock (enough already).
If you own a printer, you can print out this handy guide and hold up your hard-on (geez, we can’t stop) or get out an old-school measuring tape and wrangle your wangle.
Once you’ve measured the length and girth, simply enter the information. Computer magic ensures you get the best fit you’ve ever had by generating a specific code that correlates to one of 52 different condom sizes (set a goal of meeting one different size a week for an entire year!)
As long as you’re honest with your measurements, you’ll be amazed at the quality fit.
The results will leave you amazed. This could be your best condom experience ever. When we got our first MyOne shipment, we were amazed how much better the condoms felt versus one-size-fits-most options.
The second option for perfect fit: Try on nine different condoms from a sample kit 3-pack. (Also a fun multi-person activity.)
Of course, they have a ton of other condoms, too, that may also suit you just right.
From Hyperthin and Flavor Waves to a Mixed Pleasures Adventure Pack and the FDA-approved anal-sex friendly Backdoor Pack, ONE Condoms keeps in-no-vating so you can go in-and-out-and-in-and-out in pure style and comfort.
In addition to totally being enamored with our custom-fit pecker protectors, we’ve found our new go-to lube in ONE’s Move Personal Lubricant, now with a pump to make things less messy. The long-lasting, never-sticky silicone formula definitely holds out longer than we can.
Best of all, each lube bottle meets strict carry-on guidelines for liquid so the only threat of something exploding is already attached to your body.
Which could come in quite handy if you’re frisked by a handsome, hunky TSA agent about to take his coffee break.
ONE Condoms & Lube
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