Last call! The boarding gates will be closing shortly and you don’t want to miss your flight.
Remember that plane that flipped over upon landing in February?
One person probably still laughs at the footage and her name’s Pam Ann.
The air hostess with the mostest insults returns to Big D tonight and a handful of first-class seats still remain.
You know, the ones that actually recline and come with seat belts.
We first encountered Pam Ann on a gay cruise in the early 2000s we see her any chance we can get. Because Irreverent C*nt is our middle name, too!
Her outrageous, no-holds-barred comedy originally made us think she was a drag queen. But a fateful first-class lavatory encounter proved otherwise as we discovered that like Southwest Airlines, nuts were nowhere to be found.
Each of Pam Ann’s many flight attendant personas (including Darlene from American Airlines) might make an appearance, so if you love to laugh at the absurdity of air travel these days, she’s your gal.
Best of all, this 90-minute show has no intermission so you can be home by 9:00 ready to put on your night cream.
Available tickets include designated seating sections for First Class Kweens ($65) and that’s it. All other categories have sold out.
Expect plenty of turbulence throughout the journey, but only because your seat will be shaking from laughter.
Pam Ann Does Dallas…Again
Wednesday, April 9
Boarding at 6:00 p.m.
Take Off at 7:00 p.m.
Tickets: $25-$75
The Rose Room at Station 4/S4
3911 Cedar Springs Road, Dallas
pamann.com
