I hope you all appreciate that retching I went through to share these prayer concerns!
Sots. I’ve about decided that our current President is a drunken sot. It’s not the erratic behavior. It’s not the slovenly look. It’s not even his unintelligible drivel. No, every drunk is constantly needing one thing: ice. Ice for cocktails. Ice for headaches. Ice for swollen joints when one falls down drunk. Why else would he possibly be so adamant about “claiming” Greenland? Contrary to its name, Greenland is not green. It’s in the Arctic Circle. Ice is abundant. There’s not even much of a population when you consider the geographical size. (Based on previous idiotic statements, I’m surprised he didn’t go for Iceland thinking it a better shot for frozen water there since it’s in the name, but I digress.) Brothers and Sisters, Greenland is, and long has been, a part of the kingdom of Denmark. I just hope that DJT doesn’t realize that people in Denmark are called Danish, or that’ll just give him more impetus. Why not got a breakfast pastry with all that ice??
Statues. Lord, I have nearly gone blind doing research on the Google. All this talk about tariffs lately. Other than it being a form of tax, I just didn’t know much beyond that, so I’ve been educating myself. Historically, tariffs have been utilized to protect goods produced in the good ol’ US of A. But as long as I can remember, even small statues of Jesus for my Sunday School children will be marked “Made in China.” Now, our President is throwing his private parts around in an effort to make America great again by imposing higher tariffs on goods from other countries. And, in response, those countries are imposing tariffs on this country. Where does it all end? I’ll tell you where………in the pockets and purses of you and me. If these Chinese tariffs cause my Jesus statues to hike in price, I’m gonna have to teach my Sunday School kids pottery and plastic work. Otherwise, our church will soon be devoid of the Savior as decoration. Look, Jesus Paid It All, but that doesn’t mean I’m forking over $10 extra for a Chinese production of the Messiah!
Sluts. This is disgusting. Why alleged celebrities feel the need to share certain details with the rest of us is beyond me. Known Hebrewess, Fran Drescher, revealed to a reporter specifics regarding her apparent sluttiness. Did you see this? “Fran Drescher says she has a ‘rotation’ of friends with benefits.” I daresay she’s not referring to friends with airline perks. In fact, I KNOW she’s not because she went on to say that “I have my gay ex-husband who I love, and he fulfills a lot of needs. I have someone on the side who is a friend with benefits.” So, her sodomite ex-husband goes shopping with her and dishes girl talk. But she’s got someone else who apparently extinguishes her burning bush. That is a strong person who can achieve that task while enduring some god-awful nasal banter. I might just gag.
