Dear Santa,
We have been really, really good at being bad this year, so please bring us lots of underwear.
Cram it in our stockings.
Thrust it in boxes to go under the tree.
And please ask your elves to make extra pairs for us to give away to special overnight guests.
Here are some carrots for Rudolph and a syringe of Ozempic for you.
All our holiday love,
The He Said Dallas Daddies, Zaddies and Bears
Well, our holiday wish list is complete, but we know you have plenty of hot sexy men on your list to buy presents for.
What better gift than a classic Bike Athletic Original #10 Jockstrap ($25)?
They’re great right out of the package, but now bike has taken their sexy, tongue-in-cheeks marketing and created a way to personalize these locker room staples.
For an extra $12, you can choose from Bear, Bike Boy, Daddy, Lover Boy and Zaddy to be applied just above your holiday treat pouch.
These little decorations take a nice gift and make it extra naughty, just the way we like it.
Throw in a pair of their Pride jockstraps, which are on sale for only $9.99, and you’ll have one happy fella on your hands.
And with any luck, in your lap.
Bike Athletic Original #10 Jockstrap
$25
Add custom patches for $12
bikeathletic.com
