Please bow your head, light a candle and get on your knees.
Although that may sound like the formula for a sexy night of fun, instead we’re encouraging a moment of quiet reflection.
Hell, you can even say one of those prayer things if you’re so inclined.
All would be appropriate to commemorate the final VACAYA voyage of one Sister Helen Holy.
For more than 10 years, she haunted graced your inbox with her 701 Club column right here at He Said Dallas.
And now, after a decade of hilarious, holier-than-thou judgment, extra-thick pantyhose and nail-biting bingo sessions aboard exotic VACAYA cruises around the globe, she’s hanging up her large-print Bible.
Lucky for you, the beloved Dallas entertainer (alter ego behind the altar of Paul J. Williams), has decided to give her fans one last hurrah on VACAYA. (Don’t worry, she’ll be resurrected elsewhere, so it’s not goodbye forever.)
Paul/Helen will literally sail off into the sunset one last time aboard the Celebrity Beyond for one final deep-sea adventure, February 14-21.
Departing out of Ft. Lauderdale for a Valentine’s week extravaganza, the ship embarks on a Caribbean itinerary featuring scheduled stops in the Dominican Republic, St. Martin and Puerto Rico before returning to Lauderdale.
If you’ve yet to reward yourself with an all-LGBTQ+ VACAYA charter, this is a fab chance to celebrate the joyous career of a local legend—all while lounging on the naked pool deck, stuffing your face with a multi-course meal or sitting in a jacuzzi with 20 men as you watch the world drift by.
Staterooms start at $1,042 per person and space has been filling rapidly.
So don’t delay.
Or Helen Holy may call in a favor and plague you with locusts or something.
VACAYA Caribbean Cruise 2027: Farewall to Sister Helen Holy
February 14-21, 2027
Staterooms from $1,042 per person (quadruple occupancy)
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