Hello, sass-seekers! Let’s dive into the social etiquette swamp. Dear Sassy, my boss follows me on social media. Should I change my privacy settings or just watch what I post? Darling, privacy settings are your BFF. Your boss doesn’t need to see you twerking at 2 AM. Adjust those settings so your boss sees the professional, LinkedIn version of you, […]

Welcome, my drama llamas! Ready for some juicy dilemmas? Dear Sassy, how do I tell my friend his new boyfriend is a total jerk without causing drama? Oh honey, if you’re trying to avoid drama, you must be new here. Drama is our middle name. But let’s minimize the explosion, shall we? Snatch your friend for a private chat and […]

Hello, my sun-soaked sweeties! As we embrace the warm embrace of summer and honor Memorial Day, let’s navigate the highs and lows of the season’s start with grace, gumption and a bit of good gossip. From barbecue etiquette to beach day don’ts, I’m here to ensure your summer kickoff is as smooth as your favorite cocktail. So, grab your sunnies […]

From cheesy thefts to thorny threesomes, this week’s column is nothing short of juicy! My friend’s boyfriend hit on me. What do I do?Navigating these treacherous waters requires tact, integrity and a bit of nerve. First, ensure that this wasn’t a misunderstanding. If it’s clear it was a genuine come-on, you need to address it with your friend. Choose a […]

This week, we cut close to the scalp, play dress-up and deal with those who don’t know when to depart. Should I tell my friend his new haircut is hideous?Look, if your friend looks like he’s lost a bet with his hair, it’s your duty to steer him right. Casually bring up the topic by complimenting his adventurous spirit, then […]

Join me as we unwrap the mysteries of gift-giving and the etiquettes of eating out. Dear Sassy, my partner is terrible at gift-giving. Help!Oh, darling, when your partner’s gift-giving skills are more “miss” than “hit,” it’s time to take the reins with a blend of subtlety and strategy. Begin by amplifying those hints about what tickles your fancy. Drop breadcrumbs […]

This week, we tackle the barks, the bold and the bedpost—not necessarily in that order! Dear Sassy, my neighbor’s dog won’t stop barking. What should I do?Sweetie, a barking dog can fray the nerves faster than a snagged silk stocking! Approach your neighbor with all the charm you can muster. Perhaps they’re blissfully unaware that their pooch is auditioning for […]

Dive into this week’s saucy selection of dilemmas—from perfume clouds to the perils of party drinks. Dear Sassy, my friend wears too much cologne. How do I tell him he smells like a duty-free shop?Darling, when your friend is leaving a scent trail that could be classified as a public health hazard, it’s time to intervene. Begin with a dollop […]

Hello, fabulous souls and kindred spirits! I’m your new guru of social quandaries here at He Said Dallas, where I’ll be serving up a sizzling platter of advice with a side of sass. In this column, no topic is too taboo and no question too quaint. From the mysteries of modern manners to the quirks of personal relationships, I’m here […]