We’re still finding party horns in strange places and dealing with a serious case of Veuve Clicquot acid reflux. Yet 2012 isn’t waiting for us to catch up. Case in point, tonight’s premiere of what we’re pretty sure is the first official new reality show of the year. Fresh off his stint as second fiddle to Rachel Zoe on her […]
We’re pretty familiar with stereotypes. So, we know darn well that some are true (yes, our wrists are eerily limp) and others are false (no, we’d survive just fine without nightly orgies). That means we have to be equally forgiving of our perceived stereotypes of Christians (close-minded) and country music fans (cousin-humpin’ hillbillies). They can be easy targets of our […]
When it comes to sexy superstars we love, few are as high on our list as Miss Coco Peru. She’s funny, hilarious, amusing, comical, witty, sidesplitting and totally uproarious. (Sorry, still in rehab for our thesaurus addiction.) So when we found out that the leggy alter ego of Clinton Leupp was headed to our home base of Dallas, we bribed […]
Patience may be a virtue, but there’s something to be said for immediate gratification. It’s the reason we often eat dessert first. Fast-forward to see who gets kicked off Project Runway each week. Or skip foreplay and head right to post-coital regret. So here we’ve been, waiting for weeks to tell you about a new book we love, but its […]
We now return to Gay List Daily Jeopardy already in progress. Your Final Jeopardy Answer: The elevator, the cocktail lounge on a Carnival Cruise and the gold-leafed home of an old queen flouncing about in a silk caftan. Question: What are three places you’re guaranteed to hear a Barbra Streisand album? We have a winner, Alex! OK, start the angry-letter […]
We’ll endorse Beyoncé’s new album on one condition. She and her record label must promise to not grant rights to anyone with any connection to the Sex and the City franchise or Liza Minnelli. We love them both, but the travesty that was Sex and the City 2 was only made worse by Liza’s cringe-worthy rendition of Single Ladies. But […]
Everything we ever came to know about our place in the world, we learned from Little House on the Prairie. Living in rural America during the late 1800s would totally have rocked our world, and we thanked the cartoonish picture of Jesus hanging in the hallway every night that we were born with a TV and indoor plumbing. We knew […]
You’ve seen him on TV in the popular U.S. version of What Not To Wear, but everyone knows the real money these days is in the writing field. (We’ll pause to take a bite of our government cheese sandwich while you laugh at that one.) But lo and be homo, Clinton Kelly has written one of the funniest reads of […]
