Why must I have to rebuke during this joyous season? Read on and understand. Fraud: A “preacher” in Amarillo, Texas recently staked out a spot near Santa Claus at a local mall where he proceeded to heckle parents and children alike for their belief in the bearded fat man. The fine pastor announced such things as “there is no such […]
I have been on my knees this week until they are FLAT! Let us ponder these things for which I’ve been in supplication. Idiots: In the ongoing saga of cabinet appointments from the Gilded Egg, the new Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) is Brother Ben Carson. Allegedly, The Golden One felt the need to appoint a black man […]
I take a week off from this column, and people drop like flies. Let us pause for remembrance. Florence: The sudden passing on Thanksgiving evening of TV’s Everymom was a cause for great consternation. Sister Florence Henderson, aka “Carol Brady,” joined her TV husband and housekeeper at the great split-level in the sky. Truly the end of an era. Sister Florence […]
It may not be the New Jerusalem, but it is certainly a New America. Let us reflect. America: At last, the voters have spoken. (Actually, the electoral college has spoken, and I’ve never met ANYONE who went to that school, but I digress.) America is the land of the free(ish) and the home of the brave(less). While some of my […]
Turn your hearts and minds away from all things political and let us focus on these Christian thoughts. Billy: God keeps the faithful alive. Our precious evangelical leader, Billy Graham, turned 98 years old this week. Glory! Of course, he’s nowhere near Methuselah’s 980 years, but Brother Billy is an example of how the Lord shows his power by keeping […]
As we begin a new month, let us redouble our efforts in prayer for these worldly issues. Scary: That filthy holiday has once again come and gone. Halloween. Where adults encourage their children to dress up as scary creatures and go door-to-door soliciting handouts of candy. Clearly a Democrat creation. All the goblins. All the ghosts. It’s just all too […]
Heed ye the warnings around us. Based on these news items, the end is near! What?: Hell has experienced a cold front. The Chicago Cubs are headed to the World Series. Denizens of Chicago are already taking to partying in ways unprecedented. I haven’t witnessed this kind of revelry since I performed a healing service for the Purple Foundation here […]
I have had to don the armor of the Lord this week to wade through the filth in the news. Let us join hands and soldier through this filth. Sodomites: I have long suspected that there was a hen in the fox house at Fox News. Affirming my suspicions this week, Brother Shepherd Smith has acknowledged that he is, indeed, […]
I am growing weary of politics. And yet, it seems to be a topic rife with prayer opportunities. Let us all get on our knees and ponder these thoughts. Columbus: Americans across this great country celebrated Columbus Day this week. Banks were closed. Mail service suspended. Government workers were idle…legally. All this to recognize an Italian who convinced some Queen in […]
Let us comfort one another as we ponder these happenings in our world. Kardashians: Let us pray for Sister Kim Kardashian. She was recently tied up and robbed in a rented Paris apartment, losing millions of dollars of jewelry in the process. I am praying that she find strength to recover from this personal violation. After all, the other times […]
