Let’s be honest, Valentine’s Day is the cheesiest of holidays. Even more so than actual National Cheese Day on June 4. Yet somehow, every year, most of us feel compelled to do something special in the name of flying babies carrying weapons. Often that equates to chocolates, roses or turning the bedroom into an all-you-can-eat nacho bar (hint, hint). But really, […]
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It’s been a while since we’ve heard anything about Rosie O’Donnell. Like five minutes. Yes, one of our favorite lesbians of all time has had a busy week in the headlines between her big announcements that she’s leaving both The View and her wife. But before all the latest twists and turns in her life, the witty woman filmed a […]
Ready or not, Valentine’s Day is next Saturday. And whether you’ve got a sweetheart for whom you’d help cover up multiple murders or you’re bitter and single (or somewhere in between), there’s nothing you can do to stop the holiday’s arrival. Yet one thing that’s universal no matter your state of Valentineness is your love of hot, sweet decadence. For […]
Personally, we hate public displays of affection. But there is one type of PDA we will always tolerate, and that’s a Prominent Display of Alcohol. Typically in the form of vodka. Of course, for special occasions like New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day or a three-way with a 22-year-old, Champagne bubbles right to the top of our to-drink list. We know […]
If your Christmas tree remains decked out in all its glory or you’re using that menorah to light your way to the liquor cabinet during winter storm blackouts, it’s time to check your calendar. Valentine’s Day is just one month from today. But rather than panic about what to get your sweetheart this year, we propose a gift that’s as […]
Remember the Valentine’s Day parties we had in school as kids? Everyone exchanged secret greeting cards, ate copious amounts of cupcakes, and sometimes snuck a surprise kiss in the cloak room. Take that memory and upgrade it for adults and you’ve got the Hearts Party, a V-Day benefit for Resource Center’s Youth First program and The Needle Prick Project, run […]
Cupid just popped out of his hole in the ground and saw his shadow. That means two more weeks of Valentine’s Day propaganda. Because, let’s face it: Whether you’re madly in love or in between boyfriends for the 477th time, all the V-Day hype is a little overwhelming. And more than a little cloying. So in grand ironic fashion, what […]
Dearest Valentine, How do we love thee? Once we see what you buy us, we’ll get back to you on that one. But our lips are a good place to start. Not with a kiss, of course, but the tickle of bubbles from a great champagne. Deliver it in designer packaging and you’re raking in the bonus points. Fortunately for […]
During our brief stint living in a nudist colony, looking good for Valentine’s Day simply meant a little extra body grooming. And shaping certain areas into hearts. But for those in the clothed world, romantic holidays require a little more preparation (though we still recommend some strategic manscaping). To look your most dapper this year, check out Beau Ties Ltd. […]
