Valentine’s Day

Phantastic Phowl

Dinner out on Valentine’s Day is what we fondly refer to as Amateur Night. Because everybody hits the standard high-priced restaurants that are charging even higher prices to shuffle you in and out to make room for as many lovers as possible. If you’re lucky, you get a chocolate-covered strawberry on a stick as a parting gift. And a 30-minute […]

Your Ritzy Valentine

St. Valentine’s Day creates an interesting conundrum for the gays. Do you go all straight and cheesy with carnations and chocolate hearts? Or full-on flaming with Fleshlights and lube? We suggest neither. Instead of blowing money on something that will be forgotten by February 15 (hope you saved the receipt for that 8-foot-tall teddy bear. Seriously.), treat him to a […]