Before we get to Valentine’s Day next Saturday, there’s another holiday that many people celebrate for some unknown reason: Super Bowl Sunday.
Over our entire lifetime, we’ve maybe seen a grand total of three hours worth of “the Big Game” and this year, we don’t plan to watch a second.
If we did, the only thing on our mind would be what’s underneath the football players’ uniforms.
Without a doubt, we expect a majority of the players wear the Bike Original #10 Jockstraps or one of Bike’s vintage jockstraps.
If you want something sexy to give yourself or a special man in your life this V-Day, consider getting one of these classic jockstraps—but with a little (sometimes naughty) personalization.
Bike has figured out how to bring a little humor to its sexiest styles.
They’ve recently expanded the personalization options, which started with nicknames such as Zaddy, Loverboy, Bear, Daddy or Bike Boy.
Now, for the same $12 charge, you can also add cheeky patches. Choose from Thank You Come Again, 100% That Bitch, Lucky You or several queer city adornments including Los Angeles, New York City and Palm Springs.
Hopefully “Big D” will be in their next rollout for us Dallas queens.
Order today and with $10 expedited shipping, you can have a super-sexy gift that will certainly make Cupid blush.
Stupid, prude little baby.
Bike Personalized Jockstraps
From $37 (includes personalization upgrade)
bikeathletic.com
